Semantics Can Kill You

America is being strangled to death.

And it's not the fucking terrorist, and it's not the neo-cons... well OK, it is the neo-cons, but what I'm talking about is American's strangling America.

You and me - Americans are killing America, and we're killing America not with guns, not with laws... well OK, it is laws, but what I'm talking about is our own pathetic, monstrous stupidity.

Yes, our incredible, fucking stupidity is killing America.

'Stan, whatever are you saying?' you ask.

In a word, Semantics.

And it might not be entirely accurate, but here's what I mean.

Democracy and Democratic.

To most Americans, these two words are interchangable... Americans think they mean the same thing.

They say, 'we're a Democratic society.' or, 'we're a Democracy, we're spreading Democracy.'

Fucktards, everyone of them.

Our founding fathers HATED the Democratic form of government.

HATED, HATED, HATED it.

And yet, every moron with a voice spouts off how we're 'spreading Democracy' without a fucking clue what that even means. AND he has the fucking gall to tell you how fucking patriotic he is. (this is not a slap in the face to our founding fathers, no... this is an all out ass rape)

Our founding fathers HATED the Democratic form of government.

HATED, HATED, HATED it.

And you better believe I'm going to tell you why. (you should already know)

There are only 3 different types of government, and 1 doesn't even count.

1). Anarachy - (this doesn't count because it is the absence of government)

2). Governments that own the peoples property.

3). People that own their own property.

People that own their own property is called a Republic. And America is supposed to be a Republic.

Everything else... who cares, we equal surfs or squatters sitting on the kings land.

We may have won the Revolution, but we lost the real war, the financial war.

Democracy, Socialism, Communism, Fascism, Nazism, Monarchy and Dictatorship, relating to ownership are EXACTLY the same - YOU DON'T!

You pay taxes on your property that you THINK you own, because the state actually owns it.

You pay taxes on your car, because you don't actually own your car.

You pay taxes on your labor because you don't even own yourself.

YOU ARE A SURF.

YOU ARE A SLAVE.

And if you could stop waving your flag and stop raping our forefathers it might actually sink in.

Back to Democracy

We use the term Democracy as a replacement for freedom.

WTF is that? This is SO far from the truth it's embarrassing even having to explain it.

Freedom is: no one messing with your rights.

Democracy is 51% - 99% of the population messing with your rights.

And if you're in the 49% bracket, tough shit.

How is that freedom?

How is Democracy even REMOTELY linked to freedom!?

I'll tell you that as well.

Media brainwashing. Plain and simple.

War = Peace

No Rights = Security

Democracy = Freedom

Read 1984 already, and don't be a fucking sheep.

WE ALREADY HAD FREEDOM, REAL FREEDOM, AND IT WASN'T A FUCKING DEMOCRACY!

(if you were standing next to me right now, I would beat the living shit out of you with a pillow, stick a megaphone in your ear and blow your brains out with the truth)

Semantics

There is a loose definition of Democracy, that is waved to cover this unforgivable rape. It goes something like this:

Democracy means the people decide, or at least have a say in the direction their country takes, through the democractic (majority rules) process of electing officials.

So with Cheney saying "so" to what Amercians think; with stolen elections, with abysmal approval ratings, with media brainwashing, and with an electoral college deciding, NOT the popular vote, does even this flimsy definition of Democracy hold up to scrutiny? 

Next time you hear the term 'Democracy' used, I hope you'll remember this rant and cringe at the ABSOLUTE hypocrisy being used against your very soul.

And then take a look around you at all the fucktards, waving their flags, pounding their chests and taking a 'pants around their ankles' dump on our Constitutional Republic.

May you beg for forgiveness in the Church of Stan.

 - Stan

Conspiracy Mechanics

Ever see one of these?:

Remember when they first came out?

People who couldn't see the image thought everyone else was CRAZY.

Not only is there a 3D image in this mess, most importantly, it was ENGINEERED to be there.

You can even research how complicated the process is. (Magic Eye Inc.)

The sole purpose of this complicated process is to hide the image from the casual observer.

And remember, in the beginning, people who couldn't see, would curse up and down the people who could.

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They were goobfucks... right?

They were wrong. 

Not only were they wrong, they were VERY wrong. It was engineered specifically to not be seen by fucktards. Kind of a social moron's test.

Enter conspiracy theory.

"Some" conspiracy theorist see the big picture.

They can tell you WHY they see it. They can even tell you HOW it was put together.

But they can't make someone else see what they see.

All they can do is tell them it's there, keep looking (do your research).

Once you see it. It is SO obvious, SO impressive and yes, SO amazing it creates a paradigm shift in your very thinking. You don't look at political messes in the same way. You look for the big picture image.

The Hidden Image

Our sad reality is, our messy picture holds a secret image. One they purposely don't want you to see. So the media, owned by them, tells everyone, 'the people who see a big picture are just wack jobs. Tin-foil hat wearing anti-socialites.'

Well, curse all you like.

There's a picture in there. It was engineered to be there. And we see it clear as day.

Most people who don't take the time to LOOK, end up agreeing with the naysayers, because at first glance it is a mess. There's so much going on, how could there be a pattern, let alone a 3D image hidden in such a mess.

The mess is a mess on purpose.

The mess is part of the technology.

The mess is part of the whole concept of hiding the big picture from the casual observer.

Precognition

After 9/11, I knew:

• The Patriot Act would be enacted

• We would go to war in Afghanistan

• We would go to war in Iraq because of lies

• That the war would be never ending

• That we would not be seen as liberators and that

• More terrorist would be created

• The 7/7 Bombing would create stricter (ridiculous) airport security

• That gold would go up

• That the dollar would plunge

blah, blah, blah, etc. etc. etc.

It's not rocket science. It's not hocus pocus. It's looking at the picture long enough to see the engineered design. They even PUBLISHED their plan for all to see.

What's coming up?

• The dollar will be destroyed, the middle class with it.

• Long lasting depression, the solution being a NAU.

• War with Iran will put the world in economic strife.

• Soft Draft (economically forced)

• The control of the internet

• Restricted travel (even more so)

• Military controlled police

• Genetic foods

• Mandatory vaccinations

• Plague

and, and, and... it gets even more scary after these.

That list isn't precognition or ESP, it's an outline of the procedures necessary to create their published agenda of global control.

Sorry, I told you the big picture wasn't pretty.

But it's there, and it's engineered to be there.

Deny it all you want and be REALLY fucking surprised when it happens, or do just a little research and see the picture for what it is... a big ass, 3 dimensional carnivore.

May the Church of Stan cure you of blindness...

... because you're going to die.

- Stan

Killing the Internet: FISA + ACTA

OK, todays blog is a lesson in global politics and how these slimy bastards work.

We have two simultaneous events. One depends on the other.

First we have the headline "FISA Compromise" debacle.

Second, we have the G8 summit passing ACTA (Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement) which gives "custom" agents the right to bump you off the internet for illegal downloads. Of what is still very vague.

This is going to finally give the elites the ability to control the internet. Just what they've always wanted.

HOW?

First off, ACTA is meaningless without telecom wiretapping. 

If you're not wiretapping, then there is no way for you to know what someone downloaded.

ACTA is meaningless without Wiretapping.

ACTA was passed simultaneously.

Bush not only got immunity from blatant crimes against the Constitution (his job is to protect the Constitution), but he got sweeping new powers to wiretap EVEN MORE.

Bush is an asshole, The House and Senate are assholes, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Let's look at ACTA which is nearly invisible in the MSM.

They can look at all your emails, blogs, downloads, porn, etc. And decide if anything is illegal.

(if you Google a picture, there's no telling what Google is going to bring up, many computers cache this information - you are now responsible for Google search results)

Based on this sweeping generalization they can lock you out of the internet.

You need a telephone wire, cable or wireless connection to connect to the internet. The telecom companies, fresh with their new immunity will do just that. They are the gatekeepers, and they have just been given unlimited power.

It would only take FOX news a month to convince the sheeple that some blogs support terrorist propaganda. So now, all visitors are bumped. Verbal opposition squashed.

It would only take FOX news a month to convince the sheeple that pedofiles dominate the internet. So now, all teen porn viewers get bumped. This includes most Republicans, so this probably won't happen, However...

It would only take FOX news a month to convince the sheeple that gays are pedofiles. So now all male democrats are selectively bumped off the internet.

They have effectively "virtually" chipped America. 

And we didn't even notice.

And if you step out of line, you're going to get turned off.

We must face that we have officially become a Fascist Police state.

Don't worry, you won't feel it for a couple of years.

- Stan

Those Fucking Sumerians

Apparently, our new T-shirt of the bird man has gotten some attention.

Why is there a man, inside some kind of vehicle with wings and landing gear?

Those fucking Sumerians, what a bunch of crazy old dudes.

OK, I'll fess up. I called this "Those fucking Sumerians" so you might be curious enough to read it. That's how pathetic you are, and apparently how pathetic I am for jumping through hoops to reach you people. But this is important, so keep reading.

The fucking Sumerians are modern histories oldest civilization. 

They didn't come out of caves. They didn't have 'primitive' wars. They didn't struggle to develop every governmental, civil and educational structure we use today. (this means, government, mathematics, medicine, law, agriculture, etc. etc. etc.)

The fucking Sumerians just showed up one day as a fully functioning modern civilization.

And aren't you the least bit curious why? Or better yet, why don't you know this?

This is ridiculously important. Yes, more important than Britney's break-down. Crazy, I know.

The fucking Sumerians have/had thousands of untranslated cyclinder rolls (they were recently stolen), and thousands of translated text and nothing so far describes their beginnings as primitive. Just the opposite.

Here's what's cool.

• They knew that planets were round. Something modern science has been clueless about for thousands of years.

• They knew how many planets were in our solar system. Something modern science still hasn't figured out. (we didn't find Pluto until the 1900's)

• They knew what color all the planets were. (something we couldn't confirm until the 1900's)

• They knew each planets size.

• They knew about gravity and solar orbits.

The fucking Sumerians, our oldest known civilization (6,000 years ago), knew more about our solar system than we did. This is historically proven. But you didn't know.

Hopefully, you're not a complete brainwashed moron, and you ask yourself, "what else did the fucking Sumerians know?"

Yes, thank you. My faith in you is restored!

The fucking Sumerians wrote about all kinds of wild shit. 

So far advanced, that until only recently, could we actually RELATE to what they wrote.

Only in the last 150 years have we developed automotive transportation, flight, alternating currents, computers, cell phones, text messaging, the internet, space flight, nuclear weapons, DNA splicing, etc. etc.

So early on, critics of the Sumerian translations thought it was just crazy talk... a myth. They argued that since we (at that time) couldn't travel in space, CERTAINLY the fucking Sumerians couldn't either. Even though we knew, they knew, more about the solar system than we did. But then 'science' was still 'bleeding' patients until the 1800's. So who's more crazy? (consider the source)

Science is finding out how stupid we actually are. And it is disconcerting to say the least.

The fucking Sumerians, 6,000 years ago, knew more than we do today. They are 6,000 years ahead of us. That's a long ass time.

I can feel your bubbles popping. And it's OK, stay with me.

The fucking Sumerians wrote about a great many things. According to them, they still exist. And according to them, their planet (planet X/Nibiru) will be sling-shot-ing around the sun in the next 4 -5 years.

You don't have to believe this (if you can't handle it), but those fucking Sumerians, who have proven they know more than we do, say this is how it is.

The Church of Stan is not about doom and gloom, although it's ironically necessary. There is a silver lining and you're going to be OK. But first you have to go down the rabbit hole. Yeah, I just pushed you in... sorry 'bout that.

May the brutal truth of the Church of Stan be upon you.

- Stan

Why Kill Us?

Many people come to me and they say, 'Hey', 'why do the elites want to kill us?'

When you look at all the theories, all the evidence and all the clues, a pretty terrible picture comes into view. The elites want you dead. (if you're head is starting to hurt, stop reading.)

There are reasons for this. Most of them are disinformation and sub-agendas. Suffice to say, it is absolutely too complicated to even begin to explain. And has more layers than the WTC, but I will try to keep it brief.

Let's start by looking at some of the sub-agendas:

• One sub-agenda is population control or eugenics. Basically, this group believes that the world population is far to large for its resources and should be first stabilized and then reduced. This sounds fair on the surface (most of the agendas do). However, they're responsible for the drive for abortions, the drive to sterilize unfit mothers, AIDS and mercury tainted vaccinations, and a host of other morally fucked up shit. They also have stated goals of a 90 to 95 percent reduction in global population, this equals approximately 5.5 billion people. (the world population is currently 6 billion). What you may not be aware of is their time schedule. Many of us believe, they're shooting for 2012 - 2020 to complete this burdensome task.

Let me clue you in. Planned parenthood and condoms, ain't gonna get it.

The Iraq War has killed 4,000 soilders (another 4,000 soilders committed suicide), Iraqi civilians estimates go all the way up to 1 million. This war has been waged for over 5 years now. If you add in the earthquakes, floods and Somalia, your still way under 5 million deaths. 

Sorry to say this, but if you're shooting for 5.5 billion, 5 million isn't even a warm up.

How could the neo-cons kill 3,000 U.S. citizens on 9/11 and then launch an illegal war?

If you're operating on the eugenics agenda, you wouldn't even blink.

• Another sub-agenda is doomsday. This group is lead to believe that when doomsday comes (around 2012), everyone will be taken to underground cities that they have been furiously building. However, there isn't enough room for everyone, so most of the population will die. 

And if most of the population is going to die, first we must keep information from them in order to maintain order and second, maybe we could ease their pain on expensive drugs in the meantime.

This is the pharmaceutical, Codex Ailmentarious, genetically modified foods, digital money, VeriChip implant group. They represent the pharmaceutical police state. Lots of drugs and lots of control.

• Yet another sub-agenda is the NWO. The New World Order is typically associated with the Illuminati. These are the Luciferians that want to join the world under one elite rule. They want a one world religion and a one world currency and they want everyone chipped, monitored, productive (in a slave sort of way) and controlled. They start wars, infighting, economic take-overs and strong arming. 

They're responsible for the feminist movement (words from the horses mouth), illegal immigration, Federal Reserve, European Union, North American Union, and the Middle East.

Here's an article that helps understand their rationale.

• Global Warming is just a sub-agenda. This is one of those agendas that sounds good on the surface... Protect the environment, the polar bears and snow capped mountains. Their real agenda focuses on population control. Never mind corporations that pollute. They're after your personal 'carbon footprint'. They want to tell you what you can and cannot do. And they want you to be happy about it, because it's for the 'common good'. This is a diluted way of saying that if it's you or the environment... the environment wins. (eugenics = you die).

Global warming has been disproved over and over again, 30,000 scientist say it's a crock. Even from its very beginning. But thanks to the mainstream media lapdogs, global warming is now a religion that people are willing to kill for and die for. (fucking sheep).

(temperatures increase first, then CO2 levels follow. temperatures = more growth, which = more CO2 emissions) (GW is actually Solar Warming, the entire solar system is warming, not solely earth)

• The overall agenda is the [secret]. It controls these sub-agendas. The sub-agendas are all designed to convince supporters of their stated goals without revealing the over-riding agenda which includes mass genocide. All of these agendas are designed to control, contain and diminish.

Research Sumerian cuneiform text. 

The overall agenda has a lot to do with the goals of the Church of Stan. As we develop adepts, we become a competing force against the [secret] in 4th density. That is something a [secret] would never allow. Better to quietly eliminate the competition now, than face them again in a different [secret].

It's like killing POW's, if you release them, you just end up fighting them again.

The [secret] want to keep as many as possible from 4th density. Pharmaceuticals aid in keeping us from this. Drugs lower your vibration. Since lower vibrations won't [secret], drugs kill you just by default.

And don't start emailing me about this shit, research Sumerian text.

(if you can fill in the blanks, I'll answer your questions)

- Stan

Secret Stuff We Know

Jim asks, "what kind of secret stuff do you know?"

Thanks Jim,

The kind of stuff that will kill you. (there's a lot of that)

But we also know some headline grabbing stuff like:

We know where Atlantis is, and its temple center. Expeditions are being planned.

We know where the tomb of knowledge/ "Hall of Records" is located. And it's not anywhere close to where people are looking.  (It might be easier to buy the land than get permission from the Egyptian government)

We also know what's on the moon and Mars, and it ain't a bunch of rocks.

So those are some pretty big deals...

• Plus we know what the near future holds. 

(when you know agenda's, you know outcomes)

• We know what's going down on 2012. 

(when you know history, you know cycles)

• And we know, it doesn't have to be all bad. 

(when you know science, you know possibilities)

Some of the deadly stuff:

• Chemtrails (already covered that, it will kill you)

• Morgellons (this is seriously fucked up nano-shit)

• Pharmaceuticals (already covered that, they will kill you)

• Chemotherapy (it will kill you and take your money)

• Codex Ailmentarius (it will poison you)

• Genetically Modified Foods (let's eat fucked up DNA... brilliant)

• Universal Health Care (it will control you)

• Vaccinations (mercury... yummy. This is also part of eugenics)

• Eugenics (global genocide)

• Aspartame (watch the rat cancer video)

• North American Union (it will destroy your lifestyle)

• The Federal Reserve (it legally robs you every hour)

• Fractional Reserve Lending (a virtual money tree for banksters)

• Depleted Uranium (legal nuclear weapons)

• SARS (DNA specific biological weapon)

• Ebola, AIDS, Bird Flu (biological weapons)

• RFID and VeriChip (it will imprison you. It's a low-jack - duh)

• HAARP (this will really fuck up your world, literally)

• PNAC (neo-con world domination will kill you)

That's a few of the bad things that will kill you. There's a lot more. 

(I didn't really get into global politics... those sick bastards will kill you bad)

This is actually only pseudo secret stuff (it's secret to the masses). 

This is also stuff that everyone should know.

If you don't know about a subject, do some research.

And may the blinding light of the Church of Stan help you see with your mind.

- Stan

Crack Whores

America has become a bunch of strung out crack whores.

Strain your hopped up mind and go back just 15 years ago. 

You took aspirin and went to the doctor once in awhile. The cancer rate was LOWER. Alzheimers was nearly non-existent. No one ever heard of or experienced acid reflux. 

Now look at your sorry asses today.

You take 5 to 10 pills a day, you can't remember shit, you monitor your cholesterol like it was a football game, your kids are shooting up schools because they're trippin' on Ritalin®, you've stopped smoking and aren't allowed to even if you wanted to, and you're odds of getting cancer have actually gone up. 

What a bunch of goobfucks you are. 

You're crack whores and you don't even know it. And you're actually paying more for your drugs than crack whores. Actually, because we are now a Socialist Democracy, we are ALL paying for your crack habit. You selfish little pricks.

But of course I shouldn't go after the addicts. Because it's not their fault, whine, they're addicts whine, whine, whine. Faggots. Yeah, well these addicts are so clueless, they're actually proud of the drugs they take. They'll even talk about them at length, whether you want to hear about it or not. So they're not escaping responsibility. It's their life and this how they choose to live it.

The biggest richest drug dealers on the planet is the pharmaceutical industry. And they are now the biggest richest industry on the planet.

How fucking stupid are we?

That should be all I need to say, but no. It's like talking to a drunk person, you know it's just a waist of time, no telling what the hell you're hearing.

Pharmaceuticals don't cure anything. They're not designed to cure anything and it's actually illegal for them to cure anything. Illegal because it would endanger the profits of the corporation which is illegal. They don't want to cure you. They can't cure you. And they probably wouldn't cure you even if it was legal for them to cure you.

Pharmaceuticals don't flush out of your body. The body doesn't know how to cope with man-made chemicals, so it locks them down and surrounds them with water to try and dilute them. They are an assault on the body.  And they don't go away, they keep building up in your big bloated ass. Get this...

Not only are you killing yourself, you are paying the people who are killing you, to kill you.

I hope you feel really fucking stupid.

But what else would you expect from a bunch of tweaked out crack whores? (see Our Political Rape, one begets the other)

If you've already got cancer or some other terrible stuff, it's probably too late to purge yourself. You probably got messed up because of all the chemicals you put into your body, so naturally more chemicals will "un-mess" you. You are truly brilliant. Two wrongs make a right.

May the brutal truth of the Church of Stan penetrate your pharmaceutical drug haze.

[ I'm not giving medical advice, and  I'm not a doctor, so call me stupid or whatever, but you know I'm right, and you're going to die.]

- Stan

9/11

OK, someone asked me about 9/11.

What's to say?

Isn't it obvious?

If you're a new initiate, you should probably know that all the mainstream media (MSM) is pure propaganda. All of it is owned by only 5 people, and all these are members or founded the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR). Meaning all your news and information and BELIEFS are decided upon by 5 people. Yes, they DECIDE what you will believe. You are sad, to be sure, but we at the Church of Stan are here to help.

Since you have been directed to believe and DEFEND the official story, we must first deconstruct your beliefs with actual facts. And for the love of God, stop watching FOX news.

FACT 1: There were 3 towers that fell in NYC. WTC1, WTC2 & WTC7. Only 2 were hit by planes.

FACT2: All 3 buildings fell without vertical resistance - this is impossible.

FACT3: All 3 buildings core columns disintegrated - this is impossible.

FACT4: All 3 buildings had molten metal in their basements weeks after the event, all above the temperature of jet fuel fires - this is impossible.

FACT5: Demolition grade thermate spheres were found in mass among the debris.

FACT6: Eyewitnesses en masse reported multiple explosions during and BEFORE the plane strikes.

Just these equal - 

FACT7: The WTC collapse was a product of and assisted by demolition.

This is inescapable and far beyond reasonable doubt.

I am aware that even with this, laid out on a silver platter, many of you will defend your beliefs. You are fucktards, and I understand. Anytime a bubble of belief is threatened, your brain goes ballistic and comes up with really, really stupid shit to try and reinforce the flood gates. All of us watch you and we laugh, but we do understand.

Take some aspirin, do some research, throw a plate at a wall, do whatever you need to do, but above all, stop living in a fantasy world. Your judgement has been impaired. On purpose, I might add, so it's not entirely your fault for being such a goob. But it is your fault for believing such ridiculous shit... come on? NORAD stands down with 4 loose planes running around? RFLMAO, what a goobfuck you are.

But don't worry, once the brilliant rays of the Church of Stan has shed light into your sad bubble of existence, you will be joining us as we laugh at other ridiculous, clueless noobs. 

It is a perk of sorts.

- Stan

Our Political Rape

This political season there was only one real candidate of the people. And his candidacy was part of a larger test that all Americans were taking, even though they weren't aware of it.

It was a test of knowledge, a test of true patriotism, a test of government ownership, a test of America's ability to resist manipulation.

Yeah, we failed.

The vast majority of Americans failed miserably, indicating a near complete brainwashing of an entire country. Kudo's to the elite rat bastards who engineered it.

It was a game against the CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) and Americans. Who were the players? McCain, Hillary, Obama, the mainstream media, and most of the other Presidential candidates. All of these players share the same agenda and the same common goals. And they are not the same goals or agendas of most Americans. Very basically, they want to increase the control of government over Americans.

Democracy, Socialism, Communism, Fascism, Nazism, Monarchy and dictatorships share this same agenda. They own their citizens and their property and the goal is to escalate this control further and further. 

There is one form of government however, that broke that tradition. It was a form of government that believed that citizens should not be pimped out by their own government. That its citizens should own themselves and their property. And it is what made America such a revolutionary marvel. America thrived. It dominated the Industrial revolution, It rose to the most powerful nation in the world faster than any other nation. And all the while, it was at war with invisible forces seeking its demise.

Around the 1930's, America received its first critical blow (perhaps a mortal wound). We weakened our Republic by introducing Democracy. In affect turning over our personal sovereignty to the state. They crashed the market, chained us to a barrel and ass raped America in front of the whole world.  And they've been pimping us out like crack whores ever since. And just like any rape, it has been blocked from our collective conscious.

One man wanted to heal those painful memories and get rid of the pimp (the Federal Reserve). And America faced its first test. Stay with the pimp that constantly beats you up (bull/bear market) or turn them over to the authorities and skip town. We Failed.

He wanted to get us off crack (Patriot Act, Habeas Corpus, Wiretapping). We Failed.

He wanted us to stop selling crack to the neighborhood kids (Afghanistan, Iraq wars). Instead we found another chump to make our pimp money (Iran). FAIL.

He wanted us to stop pissing on the kids (waterboarding). We Failed.

He wanted us to stop giving our pimp a share of our tricks (fiat currency). We Failed.

He wanted to stop blowing the pimp in between tricks (deficit). We Failed.

America as a whole, remains a sad crack whore whose window of opportunity has come and gone. Our fate now rests with the elite pimps and their ultimate agenda.

So unless Richard Gere drives up in a Lotus, we're pretty much fucked.

The masses decide.

And the masses are under complete control of the elite.

We fought hard, we're still fighting hard, but the window of opportunity has closed. And only a few people saw it for what it was. Fortunately, we woke up a lot of souls, 1.6 million souls, but that is still a fraction of the 300 million Americans.

It is sad, but it only means that this lesson was not sufficiently learned and that the majority will have to be retested under even more stiffer circumstances. (pun intended)

This 1.6 might double or even triple its numbers in the next few years and that is a worthy goal, but speaking from a perspective of divine indifference, most of the classroom failed. And failed miserably. Time for the A, B and C students to graduate and move on.

That is one of the main directives of the Church of Stan. To help these students move on. Like a guidance counselor, only better.

- Stan

 

Faggots

I was watching Doug Stanhope the other night, and I was very impressed.

Doug is a brilliant comedian who I've followed throughout his career. His bit about rolling the transvestite is just too funny for words.

Anyhoo, he uses the word 'faggot' a lot and explains, it's just too good a word not to use.

He uses it in reference to weak people. And not in a homosexual derogatory way. And he explains this in detail. And seeing how there are mountains of weak people running around, I too will be using the word faggot to reference them.

I am posting this as an official record to avoid any confusion.

The Church of Stan recognizes homosexuals. We think they're fun. Typically smart and creative, and quite frankly, we're glad they're off the market.

However, just like tampon adds on TV, I don't need to see homosexuals kissing. A good eye-full makes me throw up in my mouth. Even lesbians kissing can be a little creepy. I know, I know, kissing lesbians is supposed to be hot. But that really depends on a couple of factors:

1) how good looking are the parties involved.

2) what are your chances of joining the fun.

If the lesbians are more on the butch side, then it's like two guys kissing and you've got acid reflux of the mouth. And if there's no chance of you joining then what's the point? Now two co-eds experimenting with gay sex has a far greater chance of turning into a threesome and therefore is very hot.

But I digress, 

We in the Church of Stan believe in the rights of homosexuals. Get married, whatever. Doesn't affect me and as long as it doesn't affect heterosexuals or their children, have at it. 

Note: It is a parents responsibility to teach their kids about sex and sexuality. Schools have no business teaching sexuality, and quite frankly in my view is a Socialist agenda.

With that said, I will be using the word faggot to discribe; assholes, whiney dickheads, fucktards, Neo-Cons and lazy people. If you happen to be homosexual, no offense is made regarding your lifestyle choice.

- Stan

Logo Symbology

This email I received awhile ago, but it is pertinent and should help reduce my email inbox.

Dear Stan,

Thank you for letting me give you [secret] the other night and thank you for blessing me all over. It was a moving experience that I'll never forget. I did finally think of a question after all. You've got a cool logo, what's it mean?

Yes, the logo actually means stuff.

First off if you look at the circles, you'll notice they are a representative of our solar system. This comes directly off an ancient Sumerian cylinder roll. They knew that the planets where round, their relative size to one another, their color, how many, and their position. Since we didn't discover all that out until the 1900's, I'd say they did a pretty good job of figuring it out 4,000 years before modern science.

Second, I'm holding what is referred to as a 3 dimensional cube. It is a representative of Hyper-Dimensional physics. We in the Church of Stan understand that this reality is made up of numerous dimensions, like different frequencies on a radio.

Thirdly, I'm wearing a pendant of what many refer to as the medical serpents. It has been associated with medicine throughout the centuries. Stupid people say, this is because the serpent was the giver of the knowledge of good and evil. Not sure how that relates to medicine, but again, they're stupid. Our divine understanding of the esoteric sciences reveals that the serpent was a representative of the DNA strand, and it is through our DNA that our knowledge of good and evil comes. Actually it's more involved than that, but that's as much as your pea brain can handle right now.

And as for the rest, it's secret, so fuck-off and stop bugging me about it. Do your research like you're told. There's a reason I can't spoon feed you every little freaking scrap of information.

1) It's annoying as hell, and just out of spite I wouldn't tell you.

2) It's like asking me to wipe your ass when you're perfectly able to do it yourself. Don't be a whiney asshole, nobody likes whiney assholes.

3) If I told you everything I know all at once, you'd short circuit and curl up in the fetal position and have to eat from a straw.

4) By discovering the truth on your own, you advance much more quickly and safely.

5) I'm putting together a Church of bad ass intellectuals, not lazy dumb fucks and alcoholics. We party responsibly and we know WHY we're partying. We don't party to forget, we party  to remember and to celebrate. If you want to get drunk, join that lame group in Kansas, their a bunch of fucktards anyways, they'll let anyone join.

So thanks again to Cindy for the question, I promise I'll get back to MN as soon as I'm able.

- Stan

Here's Something That Will Make You Die

Many of you with your busy little lives never bother to stop and smell the roses, let alone tilt your ignorant heads skyward and LOOK THE FUCK UP.

If you did, (for more than an A.D.D. moment) a whole world of shit would be revealed to you.

Something's been going on for about 10 years now and many of you don't even have a clue. It is a testament to how far you have detached yourself from reality. You are a sheep (sorry to say), all the more wonderous is divine blessing to have led you to the Church of Stan. My divine gift is to be painfully blunt by sticking shit in your face that you don't have the balls to open your eyes and see for yourself. 

What I'm going to impart to you is painful and your first reaction will be to deny it. You of course will be an idiot. But it is a natural reaction. It is your core-beliefs trying to protect the bubble of ignorance it has been painstakingly building around your lilly ass to protect you from the hideous truth. Time to grow a pair and open your eyes.

For about 10 years now, planes have been laying trails in the sky that are not the typical contrails (water vapor). Contrails disappear within minutes. These are not contrails. They are called chemtrails and chemclouds. They stay in the sky for hours. They drip. They expand. They reflect 'oily rainbows'. And they eventually turn into clouds. Oh, and they are NOT made of water. 

At the very least, chemtrails are composed of Barium, Aluminum, Manganese and Magnesium, plus other heavy metals. These will make you die.

• Barium content was found to be 278x the federal toxic health limits. It destroys your immune system.

• Aluminum was found to be 6,400x the toxic limit. Alzeheimers here we come!

• Manganese was found to be 5,820x the toxic limit. Used in alkaline batteries it is toxic.

• Magnesium was found to be 5.3x the toxic limit. This plus Aluminum creates blood clotting.

Not only has this been going on for 10 years, it has been going on in every state, and in every country. Satellite images show heavy criss-cross patterns in every country on the planet (except for China). And you're so clueless, you didn't even know this. Yes, the media lies to you, they keep things from you and they even steer your beliefs. Like I said, you're a sheep. But hopefully, after you research this subject for awhile, you won't be so pathetic.

Believe it or not, this is one of our more mild secrets that will make you die. Again, we cannot disclose to you all that we know because it would kill you, your head would explode. But like an onion skin we can slowly start popping layers of bubbles that you constantly build around your lame, girly-man ass. Start taking some responsibility for the world around you. Don't be such a dumb-ass.

Remember, we want you to believe what we believe, because we're right and because you're going to die.

Watch this excellent compilation:

Danger In The Sky

And read this full report:

Chemtrails - Air Quality Test Results

Coming Soon: More Stuff

A quick update:

Due to popular demand, The Church of Stan will impart more of its beliefs on the public.

More Stuff We Believe: in the Church of Stan

is in progress and will be available soon.

Initial orders may be in bulk and at a reduced rate so keep checking back:

http://www.churchofstan.com

http://stores.lulu.com/churchofstan

You're Going To Die.

Welcome,

and yes, you're going to die. As this is my first official post to our new blog (sorry it took so long - we've been using other forums), I thought I'd frame out the Church of Stan for any new initiates.

There is evil afoot. And not just poke you in the ribs and stomp your foot evil, I'm talking about, 'we want you to die a horrible death' evil. But maybe that's too much information.

Let's start with the basics:

We at the Church of Stan have created a practical science of beliefs. These are based on Quantum and Hyper-Dimensional physics, ancient alchemy, astronomy, ancient Sumerian text, geology, philosophy, global politics and exotic sciences.

From this massive base of study, we have discovered a theosophy so complete, it can only be described as 'our true reality'. This includes you, dumb-shit.

Its huge dynamic is beyond casual comprehension and can only be revealed in bite sized, digestible pieces (or you could choke and die). So for this first post, I will lay out gingerly and minimally what you and the world will be facing in the very near future.

• Yes, there will be war, but this will only be a catalyst for some really bad shit. 

• There is a very happy silver lining to all this I promise. [unfortunately it's secret]

• Yes, there will be plague and Bird Flu and chemtrail attacks and martial law.

• Yes, there will be 'chipping', there will be forced vaccinations and mandatory quarantine.

• Yes, there will be [secret]. It's already started.

• Yes, a planetoid [secret] solar system.

• No, it won't [secret], but...

• Yes, it will cause disruptions [secret].

• Despite all of the governments attempts to reduce the population there will be chaos. 

• Yes, many people will experience shifts [secret] (as we enter the galactic rift)

• Yes, many of these people may [secret].

• Yes, the Church of Stan was developed to assist this [secret].

(sorry about the redactions, but your head might explode)

(That of course is the main reason, but conveniently it does help drive support)

The Church of Stan is a for profit entity. Which means you can support us by buying our stuff, learn what's going on and what to do about it and help bring the message to others.

And remember, you're going to die, so you might as well do some partying, educate yourself and possibly make it out alive. (or just go out happy)

To learn more about stuff we believe, buy and read our book:

Stuff We Believe: in the Church of Stan

Available at: http://stores.lulu.com/churchofstan