9/11

OK, someone asked me about 9/11.

What's to say?

Isn't it obvious?

If you're a new initiate, you should probably know that all the mainstream media (MSM) is pure propaganda. All of it is owned by only 5 people, and all these are members or founded the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR). Meaning all your news and information and BELIEFS are decided upon by 5 people. Yes, they DECIDE what you will believe. You are sad, to be sure, but we at the Church of Stan are here to help.

Since you have been directed to believe and DEFEND the official story, we must first deconstruct your beliefs with actual facts. And for the love of God, stop watching FOX news.

FACT 1: There were 3 towers that fell in NYC. WTC1, WTC2 & WTC7. Only 2 were hit by planes.

FACT2: All 3 buildings fell without vertical resistance - this is impossible.

FACT3: All 3 buildings core columns disintegrated - this is impossible.

FACT4: All 3 buildings had molten metal in their basements weeks after the event, all above the temperature of jet fuel fires - this is impossible.

FACT5: Demolition grade thermate spheres were found in mass among the debris.

FACT6: Eyewitnesses en masse reported multiple explosions during and BEFORE the plane strikes.

Just these equal - 

FACT7: The WTC collapse was a product of and assisted by demolition.

This is inescapable and far beyond reasonable doubt.

I am aware that even with this, laid out on a silver platter, many of you will defend your beliefs. You are fucktards, and I understand. Anytime a bubble of belief is threatened, your brain goes ballistic and comes up with really, really stupid shit to try and reinforce the flood gates. All of us watch you and we laugh, but we do understand.

Take some aspirin, do some research, throw a plate at a wall, do whatever you need to do, but above all, stop living in a fantasy world. Your judgement has been impaired. On purpose, I might add, so it's not entirely your fault for being such a goob. But it is your fault for believing such ridiculous shit... come on? NORAD stands down with 4 loose planes running around? RFLMAO, what a goobfuck you are.

But don't worry, once the brilliant rays of the Church of Stan has shed light into your sad bubble of existence, you will be joining us as we laugh at other ridiculous, clueless noobs. 

It is a perk of sorts.

- Stan