Why is there a man, inside some kind of vehicle with wings and landing gear?
Those fucking Sumerians, what a bunch of crazy old dudes.
OK, I'll fess up. I called this "Those fucking Sumerians" so you might be curious enough to read it. That's how pathetic you are, and apparently how pathetic I am for jumping through hoops to reach you people. But this is important, so keep reading.
The fucking Sumerians are modern histories oldest civilization.
They didn't come out of caves. They didn't have 'primitive' wars. They didn't struggle to develop every governmental, civil and educational structure we use today. (this means, government, mathematics, medicine, law, agriculture, etc. etc. etc.)
The fucking Sumerians just showed up one day as a fully functioning modern civilization.
And aren't you the least bit curious why? Or better yet, why don't you know this?
This is ridiculously important. Yes, more important than Britney's break-down. Crazy, I know.
The fucking Sumerians have/had thousands of untranslated cyclinder rolls (they were recently stolen), and thousands of translated text and nothing so far describes their beginnings as primitive. Just the opposite.
Here's what's cool.
• They knew that planets were round. Something modern science has been clueless about for thousands of years.
• They knew how many planets were in our solar system. Something modern science still hasn't figured out. (we didn't find Pluto until the 1900's)
• They knew what color all the planets were. (something we couldn't confirm until the 1900's)
• They knew each planets size.
• They knew about gravity and solar orbits.
The fucking Sumerians, our oldest known civilization (6,000 years ago), knew more about our solar system than we did. This is historically proven. But you didn't know.
Hopefully, you're not a complete brainwashed moron, and you ask yourself, "what else did the fucking Sumerians know?"
Yes, thank you. My faith in you is restored!
The fucking Sumerians wrote about all kinds of wild shit.
So far advanced, that until only recently, could we actually RELATE to what they wrote.
Only in the last 150 years have we developed automotive transportation, flight, alternating currents, computers, cell phones, text messaging, the internet, space flight, nuclear weapons, DNA splicing, etc. etc.
So early on, critics of the Sumerian translations thought it was just crazy talk... a myth. They argued that since we (at that time) couldn't travel in space, CERTAINLY the fucking Sumerians couldn't either. Even though we knew, they knew, more about the solar system than we did. But then 'science' was still 'bleeding' patients until the 1800's. So who's more crazy? (consider the source)
Science is finding out how stupid we actually are. And it is disconcerting to say the least.
The fucking Sumerians, 6,000 years ago, knew more than we do today. They are 6,000 years ahead of us. That's a long ass time.
I can feel your bubbles popping. And it's OK, stay with me.
The fucking Sumerians wrote about a great many things. According to them, they still exist. And according to them, their planet (planet X/Nibiru) will be sling-shot-ing around the sun in the next 4 -5 years.
You don't have to believe this (if you can't handle it), but those fucking Sumerians, who have proven they know more than we do, say this is how it is.
The Church of Stan is not about doom and gloom, although it's ironically necessary. There is a silver lining and you're going to be OK. But first you have to go down the rabbit hole. Yeah, I just pushed you in... sorry 'bout that.
May the brutal truth of the Church of Stan be upon you.
- Stan
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