Secret Stuff We Know

Jim asks, "what kind of secret stuff do you know?"

Thanks Jim,

The kind of stuff that will kill you. (there's a lot of that)

But we also know some headline grabbing stuff like:

We know where Atlantis is, and its temple center. Expeditions are being planned.

We know where the tomb of knowledge/ "Hall of Records" is located. And it's not anywhere close to where people are looking.  (It might be easier to buy the land than get permission from the Egyptian government)

We also know what's on the moon and Mars, and it ain't a bunch of rocks.

So those are some pretty big deals...

• Plus we know what the near future holds. 

(when you know agenda's, you know outcomes)

• We know what's going down on 2012. 

(when you know history, you know cycles)

• And we know, it doesn't have to be all bad. 

(when you know science, you know possibilities)

Some of the deadly stuff:

• Chemtrails (already covered that, it will kill you)

• Morgellons (this is seriously fucked up nano-shit)

• Pharmaceuticals (already covered that, they will kill you)

• Chemotherapy (it will kill you and take your money)

• Codex Ailmentarius (it will poison you)

• Genetically Modified Foods (let's eat fucked up DNA... brilliant)

• Universal Health Care (it will control you)

• Vaccinations (mercury... yummy. This is also part of eugenics)

• Eugenics (global genocide)

• Aspartame (watch the rat cancer video)

• North American Union (it will destroy your lifestyle)

• The Federal Reserve (it legally robs you every hour)

• Fractional Reserve Lending (a virtual money tree for banksters)

• Depleted Uranium (legal nuclear weapons)

• SARS (DNA specific biological weapon)

• Ebola, AIDS, Bird Flu (biological weapons)

• RFID and VeriChip (it will imprison you. It's a low-jack - duh)

• HAARP (this will really fuck up your world, literally)

• PNAC (neo-con world domination will kill you)

That's a few of the bad things that will kill you. There's a lot more. 

(I didn't really get into global politics... those sick bastards will kill you bad)

This is actually only pseudo secret stuff (it's secret to the masses). 

This is also stuff that everyone should know.

If you don't know about a subject, do some research.

And may the blinding light of the Church of Stan help you see with your mind.

- Stan

Crack Whores

America has become a bunch of strung out crack whores.

Strain your hopped up mind and go back just 15 years ago. 

You took aspirin and went to the doctor once in awhile. The cancer rate was LOWER. Alzheimers was nearly non-existent. No one ever heard of or experienced acid reflux. 

Now look at your sorry asses today.

You take 5 to 10 pills a day, you can't remember shit, you monitor your cholesterol like it was a football game, your kids are shooting up schools because they're trippin' on Ritalin®, you've stopped smoking and aren't allowed to even if you wanted to, and you're odds of getting cancer have actually gone up. 

What a bunch of goobfucks you are. 

You're crack whores and you don't even know it. And you're actually paying more for your drugs than crack whores. Actually, because we are now a Socialist Democracy, we are ALL paying for your crack habit. You selfish little pricks.

But of course I shouldn't go after the addicts. Because it's not their fault, whine, they're addicts whine, whine, whine. Faggots. Yeah, well these addicts are so clueless, they're actually proud of the drugs they take. They'll even talk about them at length, whether you want to hear about it or not. So they're not escaping responsibility. It's their life and this how they choose to live it.

The biggest richest drug dealers on the planet is the pharmaceutical industry. And they are now the biggest richest industry on the planet.

How fucking stupid are we?

That should be all I need to say, but no. It's like talking to a drunk person, you know it's just a waist of time, no telling what the hell you're hearing.

Pharmaceuticals don't cure anything. They're not designed to cure anything and it's actually illegal for them to cure anything. Illegal because it would endanger the profits of the corporation which is illegal. They don't want to cure you. They can't cure you. And they probably wouldn't cure you even if it was legal for them to cure you.

Pharmaceuticals don't flush out of your body. The body doesn't know how to cope with man-made chemicals, so it locks them down and surrounds them with water to try and dilute them. They are an assault on the body.  And they don't go away, they keep building up in your big bloated ass. Get this...

Not only are you killing yourself, you are paying the people who are killing you, to kill you.

I hope you feel really fucking stupid.

But what else would you expect from a bunch of tweaked out crack whores? (see Our Political Rape, one begets the other)

If you've already got cancer or some other terrible stuff, it's probably too late to purge yourself. You probably got messed up because of all the chemicals you put into your body, so naturally more chemicals will "un-mess" you. You are truly brilliant. Two wrongs make a right.

May the brutal truth of the Church of Stan penetrate your pharmaceutical drug haze.

[ I'm not giving medical advice, and  I'm not a doctor, so call me stupid or whatever, but you know I'm right, and you're going to die.]

- Stan

9/11

OK, someone asked me about 9/11.

What's to say?

Isn't it obvious?

If you're a new initiate, you should probably know that all the mainstream media (MSM) is pure propaganda. All of it is owned by only 5 people, and all these are members or founded the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR). Meaning all your news and information and BELIEFS are decided upon by 5 people. Yes, they DECIDE what you will believe. You are sad, to be sure, but we at the Church of Stan are here to help.

Since you have been directed to believe and DEFEND the official story, we must first deconstruct your beliefs with actual facts. And for the love of God, stop watching FOX news.

FACT 1: There were 3 towers that fell in NYC. WTC1, WTC2 & WTC7. Only 2 were hit by planes.

FACT2: All 3 buildings fell without vertical resistance - this is impossible.

FACT3: All 3 buildings core columns disintegrated - this is impossible.

FACT4: All 3 buildings had molten metal in their basements weeks after the event, all above the temperature of jet fuel fires - this is impossible.

FACT5: Demolition grade thermate spheres were found in mass among the debris.

FACT6: Eyewitnesses en masse reported multiple explosions during and BEFORE the plane strikes.

Just these equal - 

FACT7: The WTC collapse was a product of and assisted by demolition.

This is inescapable and far beyond reasonable doubt.

I am aware that even with this, laid out on a silver platter, many of you will defend your beliefs. You are fucktards, and I understand. Anytime a bubble of belief is threatened, your brain goes ballistic and comes up with really, really stupid shit to try and reinforce the flood gates. All of us watch you and we laugh, but we do understand.

Take some aspirin, do some research, throw a plate at a wall, do whatever you need to do, but above all, stop living in a fantasy world. Your judgement has been impaired. On purpose, I might add, so it's not entirely your fault for being such a goob. But it is your fault for believing such ridiculous shit... come on? NORAD stands down with 4 loose planes running around? RFLMAO, what a goobfuck you are.

But don't worry, once the brilliant rays of the Church of Stan has shed light into your sad bubble of existence, you will be joining us as we laugh at other ridiculous, clueless noobs. 

It is a perk of sorts.

- Stan

Our Political Rape

This political season there was only one real candidate of the people. And his candidacy was part of a larger test that all Americans were taking, even though they weren't aware of it.

It was a test of knowledge, a test of true patriotism, a test of government ownership, a test of America's ability to resist manipulation.

Yeah, we failed.

The vast majority of Americans failed miserably, indicating a near complete brainwashing of an entire country. Kudo's to the elite rat bastards who engineered it.

It was a game against the CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) and Americans. Who were the players? McCain, Hillary, Obama, the mainstream media, and most of the other Presidential candidates. All of these players share the same agenda and the same common goals. And they are not the same goals or agendas of most Americans. Very basically, they want to increase the control of government over Americans.

Democracy, Socialism, Communism, Fascism, Nazism, Monarchy and dictatorships share this same agenda. They own their citizens and their property and the goal is to escalate this control further and further. 

There is one form of government however, that broke that tradition. It was a form of government that believed that citizens should not be pimped out by their own government. That its citizens should own themselves and their property. And it is what made America such a revolutionary marvel. America thrived. It dominated the Industrial revolution, It rose to the most powerful nation in the world faster than any other nation. And all the while, it was at war with invisible forces seeking its demise.

Around the 1930's, America received its first critical blow (perhaps a mortal wound). We weakened our Republic by introducing Democracy. In affect turning over our personal sovereignty to the state. They crashed the market, chained us to a barrel and ass raped America in front of the whole world.  And they've been pimping us out like crack whores ever since. And just like any rape, it has been blocked from our collective conscious.

One man wanted to heal those painful memories and get rid of the pimp (the Federal Reserve). And America faced its first test. Stay with the pimp that constantly beats you up (bull/bear market) or turn them over to the authorities and skip town. We Failed.

He wanted to get us off crack (Patriot Act, Habeas Corpus, Wiretapping). We Failed.

He wanted us to stop selling crack to the neighborhood kids (Afghanistan, Iraq wars). Instead we found another chump to make our pimp money (Iran). FAIL.

He wanted us to stop pissing on the kids (waterboarding). We Failed.

He wanted us to stop giving our pimp a share of our tricks (fiat currency). We Failed.

He wanted to stop blowing the pimp in between tricks (deficit). We Failed.

America as a whole, remains a sad crack whore whose window of opportunity has come and gone. Our fate now rests with the elite pimps and their ultimate agenda.

So unless Richard Gere drives up in a Lotus, we're pretty much fucked.

The masses decide.

And the masses are under complete control of the elite.

We fought hard, we're still fighting hard, but the window of opportunity has closed. And only a few people saw it for what it was. Fortunately, we woke up a lot of souls, 1.6 million souls, but that is still a fraction of the 300 million Americans.

It is sad, but it only means that this lesson was not sufficiently learned and that the majority will have to be retested under even more stiffer circumstances. (pun intended)

This 1.6 might double or even triple its numbers in the next few years and that is a worthy goal, but speaking from a perspective of divine indifference, most of the classroom failed. And failed miserably. Time for the A, B and C students to graduate and move on.

That is one of the main directives of the Church of Stan. To help these students move on. Like a guidance counselor, only better.

- Stan

 

Faggots

I was watching Doug Stanhope the other night, and I was very impressed.

Doug is a brilliant comedian who I've followed throughout his career. His bit about rolling the transvestite is just too funny for words.

Anyhoo, he uses the word 'faggot' a lot and explains, it's just too good a word not to use.

He uses it in reference to weak people. And not in a homosexual derogatory way. And he explains this in detail. And seeing how there are mountains of weak people running around, I too will be using the word faggot to reference them.

I am posting this as an official record to avoid any confusion.

The Church of Stan recognizes homosexuals. We think they're fun. Typically smart and creative, and quite frankly, we're glad they're off the market.

However, just like tampon adds on TV, I don't need to see homosexuals kissing. A good eye-full makes me throw up in my mouth. Even lesbians kissing can be a little creepy. I know, I know, kissing lesbians is supposed to be hot. But that really depends on a couple of factors:

1) how good looking are the parties involved.

2) what are your chances of joining the fun.

If the lesbians are more on the butch side, then it's like two guys kissing and you've got acid reflux of the mouth. And if there's no chance of you joining then what's the point? Now two co-eds experimenting with gay sex has a far greater chance of turning into a threesome and therefore is very hot.

But I digress, 

We in the Church of Stan believe in the rights of homosexuals. Get married, whatever. Doesn't affect me and as long as it doesn't affect heterosexuals or their children, have at it. 

Note: It is a parents responsibility to teach their kids about sex and sexuality. Schools have no business teaching sexuality, and quite frankly in my view is a Socialist agenda.

With that said, I will be using the word faggot to discribe; assholes, whiney dickheads, fucktards, Neo-Cons and lazy people. If you happen to be homosexual, no offense is made regarding your lifestyle choice.

- Stan

Logo Symbology

This email I received awhile ago, but it is pertinent and should help reduce my email inbox.

Dear Stan,

Thank you for letting me give you [secret] the other night and thank you for blessing me all over. It was a moving experience that I'll never forget. I did finally think of a question after all. You've got a cool logo, what's it mean?

Yes, the logo actually means stuff.

First off if you look at the circles, you'll notice they are a representative of our solar system. This comes directly off an ancient Sumerian cylinder roll. They knew that the planets where round, their relative size to one another, their color, how many, and their position. Since we didn't discover all that out until the 1900's, I'd say they did a pretty good job of figuring it out 4,000 years before modern science.

Second, I'm holding what is referred to as a 3 dimensional cube. It is a representative of Hyper-Dimensional physics. We in the Church of Stan understand that this reality is made up of numerous dimensions, like different frequencies on a radio.

Thirdly, I'm wearing a pendant of what many refer to as the medical serpents. It has been associated with medicine throughout the centuries. Stupid people say, this is because the serpent was the giver of the knowledge of good and evil. Not sure how that relates to medicine, but again, they're stupid. Our divine understanding of the esoteric sciences reveals that the serpent was a representative of the DNA strand, and it is through our DNA that our knowledge of good and evil comes. Actually it's more involved than that, but that's as much as your pea brain can handle right now.

And as for the rest, it's secret, so fuck-off and stop bugging me about it. Do your research like you're told. There's a reason I can't spoon feed you every little freaking scrap of information.

1) It's annoying as hell, and just out of spite I wouldn't tell you.

2) It's like asking me to wipe your ass when you're perfectly able to do it yourself. Don't be a whiney asshole, nobody likes whiney assholes.

3) If I told you everything I know all at once, you'd short circuit and curl up in the fetal position and have to eat from a straw.

4) By discovering the truth on your own, you advance much more quickly and safely.

5) I'm putting together a Church of bad ass intellectuals, not lazy dumb fucks and alcoholics. We party responsibly and we know WHY we're partying. We don't party to forget, we party  to remember and to celebrate. If you want to get drunk, join that lame group in Kansas, their a bunch of fucktards anyways, they'll let anyone join.

So thanks again to Cindy for the question, I promise I'll get back to MN as soon as I'm able.

- Stan

Here's Something That Will Make You Die

Many of you with your busy little lives never bother to stop and smell the roses, let alone tilt your ignorant heads skyward and LOOK THE FUCK UP.

If you did, (for more than an A.D.D. moment) a whole world of shit would be revealed to you.

Something's been going on for about 10 years now and many of you don't even have a clue. It is a testament to how far you have detached yourself from reality. You are a sheep (sorry to say), all the more wonderous is divine blessing to have led you to the Church of Stan. My divine gift is to be painfully blunt by sticking shit in your face that you don't have the balls to open your eyes and see for yourself. 

What I'm going to impart to you is painful and your first reaction will be to deny it. You of course will be an idiot. But it is a natural reaction. It is your core-beliefs trying to protect the bubble of ignorance it has been painstakingly building around your lilly ass to protect you from the hideous truth. Time to grow a pair and open your eyes.

For about 10 years now, planes have been laying trails in the sky that are not the typical contrails (water vapor). Contrails disappear within minutes. These are not contrails. They are called chemtrails and chemclouds. They stay in the sky for hours. They drip. They expand. They reflect 'oily rainbows'. And they eventually turn into clouds. Oh, and they are NOT made of water. 

At the very least, chemtrails are composed of Barium, Aluminum, Manganese and Magnesium, plus other heavy metals. These will make you die.

• Barium content was found to be 278x the federal toxic health limits. It destroys your immune system.

• Aluminum was found to be 6,400x the toxic limit. Alzeheimers here we come!

• Manganese was found to be 5,820x the toxic limit. Used in alkaline batteries it is toxic.

• Magnesium was found to be 5.3x the toxic limit. This plus Aluminum creates blood clotting.

Not only has this been going on for 10 years, it has been going on in every state, and in every country. Satellite images show heavy criss-cross patterns in every country on the planet (except for China). And you're so clueless, you didn't even know this. Yes, the media lies to you, they keep things from you and they even steer your beliefs. Like I said, you're a sheep. But hopefully, after you research this subject for awhile, you won't be so pathetic.

Believe it or not, this is one of our more mild secrets that will make you die. Again, we cannot disclose to you all that we know because it would kill you, your head would explode. But like an onion skin we can slowly start popping layers of bubbles that you constantly build around your lame, girly-man ass. Start taking some responsibility for the world around you. Don't be such a dumb-ass.

Remember, we want you to believe what we believe, because we're right and because you're going to die.

Watch this excellent compilation:

Danger In The Sky

And read this full report:

Chemtrails - Air Quality Test Results

Coming Soon: More Stuff

A quick update:

Due to popular demand, The Church of Stan will impart more of its beliefs on the public.

More Stuff We Believe: in the Church of Stan

is in progress and will be available soon.

Initial orders may be in bulk and at a reduced rate so keep checking back:

http://www.churchofstan.com

http://stores.lulu.com/churchofstan

You're Going To Die.

Welcome,

and yes, you're going to die. As this is my first official post to our new blog (sorry it took so long - we've been using other forums), I thought I'd frame out the Church of Stan for any new initiates.

There is evil afoot. And not just poke you in the ribs and stomp your foot evil, I'm talking about, 'we want you to die a horrible death' evil. But maybe that's too much information.

Let's start with the basics:

We at the Church of Stan have created a practical science of beliefs. These are based on Quantum and Hyper-Dimensional physics, ancient alchemy, astronomy, ancient Sumerian text, geology, philosophy, global politics and exotic sciences.

From this massive base of study, we have discovered a theosophy so complete, it can only be described as 'our true reality'. This includes you, dumb-shit.

Its huge dynamic is beyond casual comprehension and can only be revealed in bite sized, digestible pieces (or you could choke and die). So for this first post, I will lay out gingerly and minimally what you and the world will be facing in the very near future.

• Yes, there will be war, but this will only be a catalyst for some really bad shit. 

• There is a very happy silver lining to all this I promise. [unfortunately it's secret]

• Yes, there will be plague and Bird Flu and chemtrail attacks and martial law.

• Yes, there will be 'chipping', there will be forced vaccinations and mandatory quarantine.

• Yes, there will be [secret]. It's already started.

• Yes, a planetoid [secret] solar system.

• No, it won't [secret], but...

• Yes, it will cause disruptions [secret].

• Despite all of the governments attempts to reduce the population there will be chaos. 

• Yes, many people will experience shifts [secret] (as we enter the galactic rift)

• Yes, many of these people may [secret].

• Yes, the Church of Stan was developed to assist this [secret].

(sorry about the redactions, but your head might explode)

(That of course is the main reason, but conveniently it does help drive support)

The Church of Stan is a for profit entity. Which means you can support us by buying our stuff, learn what's going on and what to do about it and help bring the message to others.

And remember, you're going to die, so you might as well do some partying, educate yourself and possibly make it out alive. (or just go out happy)

To learn more about stuff we believe, buy and read our book:

Stuff We Believe: in the Church of Stan

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