and yes, you're going to die. As this is my first official post to our new blog (sorry it took so long - we've been using other forums), I thought I'd frame out the Church of Stan for any new initiates.
There is evil afoot. And not just poke you in the ribs and stomp your foot evil, I'm talking about, 'we want you to die a horrible death' evil. But maybe that's too much information.
Let's start with the basics:
We at the Church of Stan have created a practical science of beliefs. These are based on Quantum and Hyper-Dimensional physics, ancient alchemy, astronomy, ancient Sumerian text, geology, philosophy, global politics and exotic sciences.
From this massive base of study, we have discovered a theosophy so complete, it can only be described as 'our true reality'. This includes you, dumb-shit.
Its huge dynamic is beyond casual comprehension and can only be revealed in bite sized, digestible pieces (or you could choke and die). So for this first post, I will lay out gingerly and minimally what you and the world will be facing in the very near future.
• Yes, there will be war, but this will only be a catalyst for some really bad shit.
• There is a very happy silver lining to all this I promise. [unfortunately it's secret]
• Yes, there will be plague and Bird Flu and chemtrail attacks and martial law.
• Yes, there will be 'chipping', there will be forced vaccinations and mandatory quarantine.
• Yes, there will be [secret]. It's already started.
• Yes, a planetoid [secret] solar system.
• No, it won't [secret], but...
• Yes, it will cause disruptions [secret].
• Despite all of the governments attempts to reduce the population there will be chaos.
• Yes, many people will experience shifts [secret] (as we enter the galactic rift)
• Yes, many of these people may [secret].
• Yes, the Church of Stan was developed to assist this [secret].
(sorry about the redactions, but your head might explode)
(That of course is the main reason, but conveniently it does help drive support)
The Church of Stan is a for profit entity. Which means you can support us by buying our stuff, learn what's going on and what to do about it and help bring the message to others.
And remember, you're going to die, so you might as well do some partying, educate yourself and possibly make it out alive. (or just go out happy)
To learn more about stuff we believe, buy and read our book:
Stuff We Believe: in the Church of Stan
Available at: http://stores.lulu.com/churchofstan
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