Doug is a brilliant comedian who I've followed throughout his career. His bit about rolling the transvestite is just too funny for words.
Anyhoo, he uses the word 'faggot' a lot and explains, it's just too good a word not to use.
He uses it in reference to weak people. And not in a homosexual derogatory way. And he explains this in detail. And seeing how there are mountains of weak people running around, I too will be using the word faggot to reference them.
I am posting this as an official record to avoid any confusion.
The Church of Stan recognizes homosexuals. We think they're fun. Typically smart and creative, and quite frankly, we're glad they're off the market.
However, just like tampon adds on TV, I don't need to see homosexuals kissing. A good eye-full makes me throw up in my mouth. Even lesbians kissing can be a little creepy. I know, I know, kissing lesbians is supposed to be hot. But that really depends on a couple of factors:
1) how good looking are the parties involved.
2) what are your chances of joining the fun.
If the lesbians are more on the butch side, then it's like two guys kissing and you've got acid reflux of the mouth. And if there's no chance of you joining then what's the point? Now two co-eds experimenting with gay sex has a far greater chance of turning into a threesome and therefore is very hot.
But I digress,
We in the Church of Stan believe in the rights of homosexuals. Get married, whatever. Doesn't affect me and as long as it doesn't affect heterosexuals or their children, have at it.
Note: It is a parents responsibility to teach their kids about sex and sexuality. Schools have no business teaching sexuality, and quite frankly in my view is a Socialist agenda.
With that said, I will be using the word faggot to discribe; assholes, whiney dickheads, fucktards, Neo-Cons and lazy people. If you happen to be homosexual, no offense is made regarding your lifestyle choice.
- Stan
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