Logo Symbology

This email I received awhile ago, but it is pertinent and should help reduce my email inbox.

Dear Stan,

Thank you for letting me give you [secret] the other night and thank you for blessing me all over. It was a moving experience that I'll never forget. I did finally think of a question after all. You've got a cool logo, what's it mean?

Yes, the logo actually means stuff.

First off if you look at the circles, you'll notice they are a representative of our solar system. This comes directly off an ancient Sumerian cylinder roll. They knew that the planets where round, their relative size to one another, their color, how many, and their position. Since we didn't discover all that out until the 1900's, I'd say they did a pretty good job of figuring it out 4,000 years before modern science.

Second, I'm holding what is referred to as a 3 dimensional cube. It is a representative of Hyper-Dimensional physics. We in the Church of Stan understand that this reality is made up of numerous dimensions, like different frequencies on a radio.

Thirdly, I'm wearing a pendant of what many refer to as the medical serpents. It has been associated with medicine throughout the centuries. Stupid people say, this is because the serpent was the giver of the knowledge of good and evil. Not sure how that relates to medicine, but again, they're stupid. Our divine understanding of the esoteric sciences reveals that the serpent was a representative of the DNA strand, and it is through our DNA that our knowledge of good and evil comes. Actually it's more involved than that, but that's as much as your pea brain can handle right now.

And as for the rest, it's secret, so fuck-off and stop bugging me about it. Do your research like you're told. There's a reason I can't spoon feed you every little freaking scrap of information.

1) It's annoying as hell, and just out of spite I wouldn't tell you.

2) It's like asking me to wipe your ass when you're perfectly able to do it yourself. Don't be a whiney asshole, nobody likes whiney assholes.

3) If I told you everything I know all at once, you'd short circuit and curl up in the fetal position and have to eat from a straw.

4) By discovering the truth on your own, you advance much more quickly and safely.

5) I'm putting together a Church of bad ass intellectuals, not lazy dumb fucks and alcoholics. We party responsibly and we know WHY we're partying. We don't party to forget, we party  to remember and to celebrate. If you want to get drunk, join that lame group in Kansas, their a bunch of fucktards anyways, they'll let anyone join.

So thanks again to Cindy for the question, I promise I'll get back to MN as soon as I'm able.

- Stan